Uh-Oh! Eggs SKYROCKET 385% In Price As Chicken VANISHES From Grocery Store Shelves, Silver Stuck At $25

You can’t make an omelette unless you crack some eggs, but you can’t crack some eggs unless you can actually afford them…

(by Half Dollar) I forgot to buy eggs last week when I made a purchase at Walmart.

That’s probably a good thing though.

Because I nearly fell out of my oversized bonded-leather recliner when I saw the price:

Yikes!

Now, before somebody shouts, ” it’s all about the sickened chickens in the United States”, I’d like to remind everybody what is happening to prices on practically everything, practically everywhere.

And it really is a kick to the nether region, especially considering pre-Zombie Apocalypse prices:

November of 2019 is as far back as I can search my Walmart account’s “purchase history”.

Good thing food & energy are excluded by the “statisticians” to come up with the so-called “core” rate of inflation, isn’t it?

And while everybody knows ‘Ol Half Dollar ain’t no Fancy Mathematician, I’m pretty sure an increase in price from $0.81 to $3.93 is a huge increase in percentage terms.

Complicating matters, when I did place my order at Walmart the other day, I noticed that the only chicken in stock and for purchase was one single Tyson brand whole chicken.

Seriously.

Meanwhile, silver continues the churn at a price of around $25:

Go ahead and thank every Gambler in the Rigged Casino for that, especially the ones that are Silver “Advocates”, for they only enable the manipulation of silver.

And so we wait.

And wait.

And wait.

And wait.

Hopefully the hunger pangs kick in soon…