HOORAY! Trump (BANS ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE AND) Offers Small Businesses Low Interest Loans to Make It Through The Apocalypse!

What, small biz can’t get some of Trump’s negative interest rate love? Presented with no further comment…

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EDITOR’S NOTE-

TRUMP ALSO BANNED ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE, EXCEPT THE U.K. OF COURSE, AND TRUMP ALSO ANNOUNCED A CRAP-TON OF OTHER DRACONIAN BIG GOVERNMENT THINGS, SO DO WATCH THE ADDRESS TO THE WORLD IN ITS ENTIRETY IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, ONLY WATCH IF YOU CAN STOMACH IT.

WARNING: THIS ADDRESS WILL INDUCE VOMITING

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