Go Long Harpoons, Waders And Bug Spray: America Is Turning Into One Great Big Giant Swamp

Only the brainwashed are not disappointed in what we’re allowing America to become…

(by Half Dollar) My apologies in advance, for I’ve nothing nice to say.

They say the bottom’s in for silver:

Didn’t you know that everybody’s an expert now?

They also say the bottom’s in for gold:

Just ignore the pesky little fact that everybody’s been calling the bottom in gold, every single day, for weeks.

Gold’s going to catch up to silver:

All the experts say that too.

Palladium continues to mark time:

It should be noted that palladium is down about a hundred bucks, year-to-date.

They’re having a hard time keeping platinum down:

Isn’t it amazing that absolutely everything is skyrocketing in price, except for precious metal?

Copper’s maintaining above four bucks:

I imagine stealing copper pipes from commercial and residential real estate is about to become fashionable again.

Crude’s maintaining above sixty bucks:

I imagine “fuel surcharges” are about to become fashionable again.

Imagine what they’ll do with the stock market after the next major false flag or false flag hoax:

With all of the time that the MSM Propagandists spent on the “royal” family this week, along with all of the time spent on all of the rest of the “scandals”, sex or otherwise, we must be very, very close to something right now.

Right now, “market participants” have been lulled back to sleep, however:

Didn’t you know the stock market can only go up?

The yield on junk bonds is once again moving up:

Yes, a move lower in rates is coming, but is the move lower really coming at a rate of 1.6% on the 10-Year Note?

Americans are about to spend a whole lot of dollars, if they have not spent them already, beginning this very weekend:

It’s gonna be great!

And by great, it’s gonna be just like going shopping on Black Friday in years past, only, the lines are crazier than ever, the inventory isn’t quite as good, and neither is the selection, but the violence is so much better, and shoppers may even get to throw a brick or smash some glass, so there’s that.

Happy shopping,

Paul “Half Dollar” Eberhart