Donald ‘I Don’t Watch The Stock Market’ Trump Says “look at the Stock Market NOW!” (Or, Stock Market Hits All-Time Record High As America Hits Rock-Bottom)
Enjoy your stock market record highs America!
(by Half Dollar) President Trump says he doesn’t watch the stock market:

And if one “looks at it”, then I suppose he’s not wrong.
Regardless, Trump set the stage last night:
I feel more and more confident that our economy is in the early stages of coming back very strong. Not everyone agrees with me, but I have little doubt. Watch for September, October, November. Next year will be one of the best ever, and look at the Stock Market NOW!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2020
And today, the Nasdaq delivered:

So enjoy those stock market gains America!
Trump’s words, not mine:
Stock Market up BIG! Record highs for S&P 500 and NASDAQ. Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 1, 2019
Stock Market up big today. A New Record. Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2019
Another new Stock Market Record. Enjoy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2019
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