Get Obamacare…Get Laid by Ryan Gosling?

Apparently Bro-surance and Obamacare for Sluts failed to entice a sufficient quota of healthy 20-somethings needed to offset the cost of those with pre-existing conditions.
According to the folks from DoYouGotInsurance?, easy access to birth control equals easy access to heartthrobs like Ryan Gosling.

sic semper tyrannis


If Ryan Gosling proves not quite as easy to access as the ads would lead you to believe…not to worry, Obamacare also provides FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS:


The debacle known as the ACA is rapidly devolving into a full-fledged circus.