$24 Million in Buckets – AGXIIK’s Official Limerick

gold barsThis story is sad and it’s old
$24 mil is converted to gold
Less than a ton
You can take it and run
With a U-Haul you pick up and truck it…

 

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By AGXIIK:

This budding dope seller had cash
So much that he needed a cache
He thought he was made
But MIAMI DADE
Made a hash of his very brash stash

Think stashing your cash in a bucket?
The dealer who thought he had struck it
He bought his from Ace
$24 mil at his place
But Kojak snuck in and he tuck it

Protection with gators and moat
Or ballast a really nice boat
You can ride; you can hide
Don’t leave it inside
The Fed’s FIAT treasury note

This story is sad and it’s old
$24 mil is converted to gold
Less than a ton
You can take it and run
With a U-Haul you pick up and truck it

He’s locked in the pokey, and yet
For a mil and a half, buy a jet
A Gulf Stream or Hawker
This dumb  little focker
Two trips to St Kitts and he’s set

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