‘Twas the night before Tuesday, when all through the house,
Not a Biden was stirring, not even one louse!
The windows were boarded with plywood with care
In fear that BLM & ANTIFA soon would be there
Sleepy Joe’s in his basement, all snug in his bed
While visions of looting danced in his head
And Kamala and Joe in their Lenin caps
Had just settled their brains for an afternoon nap
When out on the tweets there arose such a clatter
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter!
Away to the Twitter, Facebook, & the Gram
This looks serious, we must alert the whole fam!
OAN on the ‘net reporting The Donald just so
Gave the lustre of confidence beginning to show
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a fact checking post written by 8 lying queers!
Without a little algorithm, & some code inserted quick
Joe knew in a moment, he soon would be sick
More rapid than eagles (or are those Blue Hens?)
He whistled and shouted and called for his friends!
Now Jack! Now Zuck!
Now AOC my vixen!
On Shifty! On Comey!
On Cuomo and Lemon!
To the top of the hour!
To the top of the feeds!
STIFLE the Tweets, SHUT DOWN THE NEWS!
Now DASH AWAY! DASH AWAY! DASH AWAY ALL!
As hatred and anger before the lib hurricane fly
Delete anything and everything that might make a snowflake cry!
We’re at risk of losing all bribes not a few
Not the least of which Hunter’s Burisma pay too!
And then in a twinkling I saw on a feed
Pennsylvania and Florida both called for the Trump
And leading in MICHIGAN too, that’s all that they need!
Ohio! Wisconsin! North Carolina too!
Nevada! Minnesota!?! That’s it, we are through!
We must tell more lies, Fake News starts to pump
The narrative we planned, the LEFT won’t concede!
The board was dressed all in RED from the glove to the boot
The order went out to ANTIFA, start to shoot!
A bundle of states Trump flung on his back
The libs knew this would be & had planned their attack
Donald’s eyes how they twinkled! His dance moves, how merry!
Don Lemon’s eyes they were bulging, like he’d seen something scary!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
The color flushed from his face, he was whiter than snow
The nations had raged, the peoples plotted in vain
Against the Lord and His anointed saying
Let us burst their bonds apart
And cast away their chains
We won’t serve our Creator or worship His Name!
We love evil, not good, yet we call it the same!
Yet He who sits in the heavens laughs,
God holds them in contempt
He will now speak in His wrath
And terrify the wicked in His fury
Evil cannot steal an election
They don’t control this- God’s over all things
He knows the plans of the wicked and they will not prevail
God’s people have humbled their hearts throughout all the land
They have humbled themselves, prayed,
Sought His face & TURNED from their wicked ways
They have begged for forgiveness, and have lifted their praise!
To the One who is Mighty, seated high on His throne
The true God of all things
Our Savior, Messiah, and the King of all Kings!
As the silent rise up and revival begins
Good news is soon coming, it almost is here
Be courageous, be strong, be sure you don’t fear!
The Battle for the Soul of a Nation this is clear
But this is a war no Demon or his ‘Rat could ever win
Happy Tuesday to all- to the left what a fright!
But to the riiight – WHAT A NIGHT!!