We are not quite sure why this qualifies as news, but as it only happens every few decades, we are sure at least a few of our readers are at least mildly interested.
Reports indicate that white smoke has just emerged from the Sistine Chapel, meaning the Catholic Cardinals have elected their next (last?) pope on the second day of their Conclave.
*BREAKING AND THE NEW POPE IS….
NEW POPE IS Argentina’s Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio.
Thousands are reportedly gathering around the vatican for the official announcement