As we reported, JPMorgan’s PR team Wednesday made the epically bad decision to host a public twitter Q&A with Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee. While the entire #AskJPM thread would make for excellent entertainment this weekend, award-winning actor Stacy Keach…the voice from American Greed picked out a few of the best, and read them verbatim.
The Best #AskJPM tweets (including The Doc’s personal favorites) are below:
I have mortgage fraud, market manipulation, credit card abuse, LIBOR rate rigging, and predatory lending. Am I diversified? #AskJPM
Does the sleaze wash off with a regular shower, or do you have to use something special like babies tears? #AskJPM
What’s your favorite type of whale? #AskJPM
Quick! You’re in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors? #AskJPM
More of the best, read by Stacy Keach: