The Best #AskJPM Tweets

DimonAs we reported, JPMorgan’s PR team Wednesday made the epically bad decision to host a public twitter Q&A with Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee While the entire #AskJPM thread would make for excellent entertainment this weekend, award-winning actor Stacy Keach…the voice from American Greed picked out a few of the best, and read them verbatim.
The Best #AskJPM tweets (including The Doc’s personal favorites) are below:

sic semper tyrannis

Doc’s favorites:

I have mortgage fraud, market manipulation, credit card abuse, LIBOR rate rigging, and predatory lending.  Am I diversified? #AskJPM

Does the sleaze wash off with a regular shower, or do you have to use something special like babies tears?

What’s your favorite type of whale? #AskJPM

JPMorgan forecloses on their own Twitter Q&A after receiving questions like this – http://bit.ly/17qSShw  pic.twitter.com/LMt1A9rZqL

Quick! You’re in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors? #AskJPM

More of the best, read by Stacy Keach:

Dimon

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Comments

  1. These are hilarious, and also give a mixed feeling because there’s truth and pain in every tweet.

  2. One has to wonder whether any of our elected officials or other TPTB folks are tuned into this, and fully understand just how much this JPM debacle shows the public disappointment, frustration and anger that is justifiably out there.

  3. At what temperature do frogs start to sweat?

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  5. So they took a verbal ass whooping…big deal. Nothing like having billions to help ya through the pain…

    • Yes, indeed.  That WILL assuage the pain.  If not, then perhaps some 30 year old single malt and a few young lovelies with whom to share it will. I’m sure that they will think of something.

  6. Funny chit.
    JPM is absolutely clueless. Just like Saddam and Mussolini. They’ll end up the same way. Dead and forgotten.

    • Ye, though, believe it will resemble the death of Marc Anthony… killed by a third party (i.e. the markets) to satisfy the wrath of Caesar (i.e. the principle holder of debt China et al.)

      so dead, yes absolutely, but not forgotten.
       

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  9. As a  friend just said “this world is flat insane with greed”

  10. @MaryB
     
    That it is, Mary, but that’s only gonna get worse as population increases and available resources diminish.
     

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