God made a bankerA little comedic relief for our readers this weekend as we contemplate what America once was, and what it has become.

And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise, and said I need a lender.  So God made a banker.
God said I need somebody to make a synthetic derivative, write zero down loans, make interest out of nothing and dollars out of thin air.  Foreclose on homes, accept bailouts from the poor, come up with TWIST & easing lowering interest rates, finish his 40 hour week Tuesday at noon and then foreclose again…

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  1. This is easily the best video ripping  bankers I’ve ever seen.  It makes you laugh and shed tears at the same time.  I would have sworn the voice over was Paul Harvey but he’s gone on to his great reward.  I hope he won’t need a banker in Heaven   There’ll be about as many as there are lawyers past the Pearly Gates.

  2. I just want to see the banks and banksters all crash and receive their just rewards. A minimum off 30 years in the pen and all their money put into a fund to to compensate all the people whom they have hurt and ruined over the years. Grrrrrrrrrrr

    • You are a VERY generous man, Charlie.  I’m thinking that taking ALL of their assets as restitution for their crimes is a great 1st step but following that they should be sandpapered by their victims and rolled in salt until they melt in their own juices like a slug.  GRRR! indeed.

    • That 47% consists primarily of non-entities (mostly those with “bad backs”, non-illnesses, and disabilities that they can turn on and off at will, when they really could work) who won’t do jack unless their freebies get cut off.  Then they will scream their heads off while telling us how “entitled” they are to that which they have not earned simply because they exist and it is owed to them.  But… what the hell.  Give’em bread and circuses, EBT cards and reality TV, and they will happily munch their sheeple cud.  Hey, it worked for ancient Rome… for a while.

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