Friday Humor: CFTC Mission Statement

While we have posted this previously, we thought it apropos to re-post the CFTC’s Mission Statement at the end of a week that saw the most blatant and egregious market manipulation of gold and silver since the May 2011 take-down.

CFTC’s full Mission Statement (in polished granite) below:

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Comments

  1. They have turned that plaque into a joke! In fact they are part of the fraud!

    • Im betting Commisioners Jill Sommers Bart Chilton and Scott O’Malia sit on the bench across from that plaque on their lunch break, throwing their apple cores at it laughing, ”suckers!”, while trying to get Blythe Masters on their cells.

  2. Did they find the plaque in the garbage?

    • When you read Judge Painter’s account of former CFTC Chairperson Wendy Gramm -wife of uber-deregulator Phil Gramm who TIME listed as one of the top 25 people to blame for the financial crisis- telling a new CFTC Judge never to rule in favor of a plaintif claiming manipulation, or when you read of CFTC Chairperson  Brooksley Born trying to regulate derivatives and getting run out of town by Greenspan and Rubin, you have to read that plaque as one of the nastiest pieces of cynical doublespeak around. It would look nice in a “Great Political Hoaxes” museum between the sloganeering statues of Goebels and Stalin.
      The CFTC is a truly pathetic, despicable organization, as its apparent purpose is to have its disengenuous regulation-thwarting Commisioners enable the commodity-short bullion banks to perpetuate fraud.

    • “…you have to read that plaque as one of the nastiest pieces of cynical doublespeak around. It would look nice in a “Great Political Hoaxes” museum between the sloganeering statues of Goebels and Stalin.”
       
      It would also look good in the Financial Hall of Shame museum where people can go and look at all of the s**t that was done in their name to destroy their country.  I fully expect and will demand a series of wanted posters posted next to this plaque on which are photos of all of the CFTC commissioners and their fate… whether that be “HUNG!”, “SHOT!”, “DISEMBOWELED!”, “BURNED ALIVE!”, “IMPALED!”, or some combo of these and the date of their birth and exit from this world of ours.

  3. Who Presented it To Them? The Federal Reserve? Lol

  4. Only reason its granite is because granite isn’t traded on CFTC exchanges…. otherwise that granite would be the paper form rehypothecated 100x over.

  5. Bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Best laugh I have had all day!

  6. On Someone’s Headstone someday…

  7. want to get screwed..?

  8. vampires and demons ,karma wins the more they steal ,the more they NEED..causes revolt

  9. very fitting Idaho.  This is the tombstone and epitaph that should be placed on the grave of the financial institutions destined for the graveyard of failed banks

  10. Someone borrow it so I can run it thru my laser engraver and rewrite it…

  11. MORE LIKE THIS
     
     

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