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  1. Hush Yo Mouth! I am too auditioning to replace the sister from the Popeyes commercials! I am out as first lady in 2013!

  2. “Smile sister, I am going to make you famous!!”

  3. “Look at me, Im an asshole!”

  4. “Let me take a picture of the guy from Secret Service behind you”

  5. Get used to this image, this is your future when my husband is voted back in

  6. Yes! It’s true, we made pizza a vegetable!

  7. Yes, I’m homeless and depend on soup kitchens for meals, but I can still afford unlimited data on my cell package, and this photo’s gonna make me famous when I Tweet it! 

  8. “Nice phone, put it on vibrate so you’ll know it’s ringing after Clyde here puts it up your ass.”

  9. See!! These Veggies Really Make My Teeth Stay White and My Body Lean.

  10. Cause you is black it’s free mo fo!

  11. Cover photo shoot for the Labor Department’s newest report, “Manufacturing Jobs In A New America.”

  12. Really, this is NOT a community service sentence, this is my do gooder project.

  13. Just keeping her hand in at the only job she is actually qualified to do, would you like fries with that?

  14. yo negga’s de 1st hoe – be’s my bitch

  15. My husband created 4,300,000 new jobs and they’re all working here.

  16. Damn Yo!   Look at this bit*h’s teeth!  Imagine those sh*t’s chompin’ down on some bath salts!! You best look the f*ck out that sh*t be happenin’!!

  17. Hi! Sister Would You Mind Asking Your White Honkie Behind You To Move.

  18. After this I have to say twelve Hail Mary’s because I’m a Ho.

  19. Dang….. never seen a smiling horses ass serve food before.. gots to show this to my homies…

  20. Yo Girl, tell your husband I said word up for these free government supported smart phones

     

  21. DAM THE PREZ’S BABY! I REALLY NEED TO PUT THE MAGIC INTO THIS ONE!

    Barry White - Can’t get enough of your love baby


  22. Welcome to your new FEMA camp lunch and learn! A few things: It’s not over till I say it’s over and this is bullet proof glass. (whisper…stop polishing your head and grab that phone moron..)

  23. dat be da best pitcher of da year! I aked her if she be the O’s B****. And is dat your own cracker? Is this da line for dose freebees from da rich crackers?   Izs gotts to get back to da crib now. 

  24. “My first real job.  Barry will be so proud.”

  25. Michelle Obama the new Soup Nazi.

  26. Barack Is Living In A Dream World But I’m Getting In Some Practice For Next Year.

  27. lol Your comments are killing me here.

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