Caption Contest!

With the CFTC meeting this morning to consider the definitions of “Swap Dealer,” “Security-Based Swap Dealer,” “Major Swap Participant,” “Major Security-Based Swap Participant,” and “Eligible Contract Participant.”, we thought that a Gensler Caption Contest was in order!


  1. What money?

  2. We are not REALLY in charge of this stuff. We just do what we are told. Do you get it now

  3. DUH DUH DUH….Thats a commodity hedge.  That is exempt from Dodd’s Frank regulation.  Why?  I don’t know why???????

  4. What, me worry?  Alfred E Gensler

  5. Normal



    Can you tell me in which hand is the 1 ounce American silver
    eagle? Ah, I think it’s up your backside… Muppet

  6. Jamie and Blythe haven’t told me the definition yet, why don’t you ask them?

  7. The Last Swapper

  8. I Thought This Was A Slumber Party!

  9. Who do you think you are, asking us that question?


  10. No matter how we define it, it all comes down to Silver.

  11. “sure the actual glass is empty now, but look at all these water contracts we have stacked up here in front of me that give us a claim to future water deliveries — many or all of which may be for this guy’s water bottle right next to me…  What’s the problem, we just swap this stack of paper for that guy’s bottle of water when we’re thirsty and drink up before doing it again.”. Gensler.  

  12. Watch the hands closely (so you don/t see my lips move)

  13. You know that fuzz that grows on a three day old dog turd ? That is what my hair looks like when I stop waxing my lid (and bag).

  14. Believe! Believe! Believe! That’s All I’m Asking, BELIEVE!!!!

  15. “. . . . I’m a little birdie . . . .”
    “. . . . I’m a little birdie . . . .”
    “coo koo” “coo koo”

  16. Technically the CFTC has defined the Cartagena, Columbia fiasco as a “DNA” Swap!

  17. “Take this fellow bankers and spend of this. Digital money is the body of our new and everlasting currency. Amen.”

  18. “Take these swaps and trade of them. Their paper bring us new and everlasting life. Amen”

  19. Can you believe my wife’s last “Major Swap Participant” had a shank this long!

  20. Swap mean exchange your wife with my wife tonight for some hardcore.

  21. So why is it you don’t believe me!?  I am bald…. I have on a suit…I draw a large salary……is it because I have no Bernake beard?  Is that it!?

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